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Saying Demotivational Poster

FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?

I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .

TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.79/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am
epic face palm

A BIRD IN THE HAND - Is worth two in the bush. Unless you have Epilepsy.

TAGS: bird hand epilepsy sayings
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
lol...this is a good one

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: life lessons choice sayings mom
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.

Things Mom Taught Me -

SLICED BREAD - What was the best thing before it?

TAGS: stupid sayings
Rating: 3.81/5

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falloutghoul - February 3, 2012, 5:18 pm
Jelly, for there was nothing to smear it on.
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:42 am
Fun fact. Bread companies actually stopped selling pre-sliced bread during WWII so the public would buy less so there would be more food for the troops.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:41 pm
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you & hear the lamentation of the women!!!
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 7:08 pm
BLT - if you've got a toaster, or a torch
rerun - February 1, 2012, 6:22 pm

Ham, there needed to be a great reason to slice the bread
Airman - February 1, 2012, 5:00 pm
GySgt1811a - February 1, 2012, 2:30 pm
Night Baseball?


TAGS: saying purple milkshakes is baaad mmmmkay
Rating: 2.13/5

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thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm
Oh... In that case... BANNED! jk I don't normally vote on or even read the long ones. *sigh*
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Mr. M had a facelift? I'm still confused.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:50 pm
I was a little worried you would be the one to warn me for those comments. I'm not trying to stir anything up but this is getting ridiculous. One veteran member has always made them but now the noobs are joining in and the face of motifake has changed.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:49 pm
I don't get the joke.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:48 pm
I concur with TTH... I never was a large fan of textfakes.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:46 pm
If we all started attaching pics to the jokes we get in our emails, the face of motifake would change forever. I think we were better off when Moti's could only be 3 lines max. I will strive toward that goal from now on, I hope others will join me.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:44 pm
This "jokefake" trend is starting to take over the site. They may be funny, but they're not really motifakes. They are also about the easiest posters to mass produce. I may have to include them in the 1L club along with the anime, tunnels, and c norris.
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:25 pm
I've heard this one as 'Purple Flower'. It's better done verbally and drawn out as long as the listener will put up with it. I saw this joke last for 3 days once before they got to punch line.


TAGS: willis wont be saying much now
Rating: 3.73/5

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pieman - May 28, 2010, 11:25 pm
People to write my epi***h. Kung-fu Devil. Check.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 28, 2010, 6:26 pm
I've always looked down on him.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 5:54 pm
Come on KFD, that was a LOW blow! :) Seriously though, let's hope there's not a height requirement to get into Heaven! Hiyo! 5 petit coffins, R.I.P. little one.

WHY NOT? - You would flush a gold fish down the toilet, right?

TAGS: saying good bye to pooooo kums twice
Rating: 3.25/5

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pieman - May 14, 2010, 1:41 pm
Pies are universal. Mincemeat, catmeat. It's all the same.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:30 pm
Pieman, Orange is definately your color!


TAGS: winter temperatures sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:19 am
Is that a buddy of yours?
ughomer - December 19, 2012, 10:01 pm
This makes me think of "Chilly Willy."
MissPriss - December 19, 2012, 9:52 am
Thank you Mr. Gary.
GaryO - December 19, 2012, 8:25 am
HAH! Good'n Missy

Got Your Nose! -

TAGS: sayings kid games stay out
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:43 pm
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 9, 2013, 8:06 am
Oh that's wonderful, never expected that kicker!

SOME PEOPLE - If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you.


TAGS: thank god its friday sayings tuesday ruins nights realization
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:33 pm
Tip one back for me!
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:45 am
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:54 am
Oh paleeese! Don't go all hi-tech on me. Cheers!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 12:52 am
How many times? Depressing enough to buy a digital watch.

This Generation -

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: time travel sayings moms
Rating: 4.65/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm
Haha I guess I got off easy compared to you...thanks for sharing ipa.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:07 pm
With my mom I didn't need a time machine! Glad I gave ya a good laugh Papa!
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:12 am
only next week, it was always next month for me
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:45 am

NO MAN IS AN ISLAND - But some deserve an A for effort.

TAGS: weight image sayings
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 4:00 pm
Thanks Rude...I'm guessing it's used as a natural habitat by smaller aquatic life forms.
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:26 pm
The hairy back is a nice touch. 5Ls
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 12:09 am
I mean that if he was at the beach I'd have someplace to put my drink so it doesn't get sandy...teehee.
Greeny - January 31, 2013, 6:55 pm
you mean a-z?

The Final Word -

When the cat's away -

A MANS' HOME - A mans' home is his castle only when he has enough boxes to finish the project.

TAGS: homeless sayings men
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 23, 2012, 1:56 pm
Thanks space!
spacedog - July 22, 2012, 10:41 am
Nice one Miss P.

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: life lesson sayings mom
Rating: 4.53/5

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MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:18 pm
Like I said to Sho...almost done. But love that you enjoyed them too! Thanbks for the 5L!
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:16 pm
Glad to hear it. But almost coming to an end. Thanks for the comments Sho and still honoured that one of the best likes my stuff!
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 9:19 pm
I agree with Sho. You have really nailed this 5eries Miss P.
Sho - April 29, 2013, 8:40 pm
I'm liking these. A lot.


TAGS: dammit stop saying hello to my little friend
Rating: 3.06/5

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Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:05 am
I'd just like to go on record at this time as saying that I am not, per se, anti-orphan. But I do think that the Menendez brothers went a little too far. That's all. Please. No more hate mail.


TAGS: silence golden saying
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - February 12, 2012, 8:25 am
Yes Hear Hear !

SAYING "I'M SORRY" - Is the same as saying "I apologize"... except at a funeral.

TAGS: funeral sorry apology saying words
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - April 4, 2012, 2:49 pm
SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 8:56 am
Closed casket? Whatever needs apologizing for must have been a doozy.

Yo -

Sticks & Stones -

TAGS: goth hobbies interesting labelled sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:15 pm
Yep and started growing it out about 3 years old teehee.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:33 pm

Is that one braid nasal hair??

Exorcism -

TAGS: movies exorcist exorcism sayings eerie
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:29 pm
forgive tge typos.surgery but wonder what they'll cut from the carrie remake...thanks airman
Airman - September 27, 2013, 12:17 am
5 thank God they cut that scene out of the movie votes
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 11:37 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:35 am
Good'n here, Missy.

Wait For It -

TAGS: sayings interpretations leftovers signs first
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:04 pm
you did...I just got there 1st...bahaha.
Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 7:59 pm
d***...wish I'd thought of that...

Dieter's Logic -

TAGS: cake diets sayings logic excuses
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 1:15 am
Little...just shush up and eat your cake...teehee.
chickenlittle - November 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Words of wisdom! Even Marie Antoinette knew this. Let them eat it.

. . . NOT! -

TAGS: sayings cultures differences inuit eskimos
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:11 am
He s/be takin’ a dirt nap by now, but s’pose I could dig it up. Prolly still useable. Gotta be hard in places…..
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Umm, still got his number?
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 8:14 pm
Hey, I lived with an Inuit for a bit. He’d phukk a pile of rocks if it had a snake in it. Had to watch my own six on Wednesday and Thursday. By Friday we were both on the hunt.

Inquiring Minds -

TAGS: injuries sayings questions eyes patches
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - September 21, 2013, 4:25 am
MissPriss - September 21, 2013, 4:24 am
curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:13 pm
Normal person with an eye patch yes, pirate no.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 2:42 pm
Epic! 5 pokes.

WHEN PIGS FLY! - "I'll buy you a car when pigs fly!" So...I'm guessing not today huh?

TAGS: sayings
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:37 pm
See comment directed at you and Silver.
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:37 pm
See comment directed at you and Rude.
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:35 pm
If you don't eat your meat...how can you have any pudding? Now both of yous' sit down, shut up and finish those pork b***s! Thanks for the read you two!
Rudedog - December 24, 2012, 9:24 pm
That's about when the worms ate into my brain
Silverheart - December 24, 2012, 8:29 pm

As a Pink Floyd fan, I know that pigs started flying 40 years ago. 5 Pigs on the wing.

Mine Eyes -

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: life lessons religion sayings
Rating: 4.81/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 3:30 pm
My family was very religious and I did a lot of praying! You better pray your father doesn't find out. You better pray that your mother doesn't catch you. You better pray your little brother didn't just hear you. And a lot of "if God wanted you to....
Sho - April 26, 2013, 2:50 pm

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: crying irony sayings mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 9:05 pm
That used to make me pinch my little brother even harder...teehee. Thanks for the fav'd! Made my evening Sho!
Sho - April 25, 2013, 7:46 pm
that always calmed me down right away. 5 and fav'd

Things Mom Taught Me -

Only Words -

That Face -

Things Mom Taught Me -

The Good Old College Try -

Things Mom Taught Me -

Things Mom Taught Me -

Things Mom Taught Me -

Wise Man Says -

TAGS: wise man saying getting ahead
Rating: 4/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:47 pm
Have you any idea how difficult it is to get coffee off of a computer screen? LOL!
pieman - August 28, 2013, 8:05 am
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
The head evaporates if you marry it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 9, 2013, 8:04 pm
I hear they're difficult to come by; something about an arm and a leg?
Krickit - May 9, 2013, 5:53 pm
My life would be complete if I had one of those

TAN LINES - The body's way of saying ...you're done!

NEVER ASSUME - It only serves to make an ass out of u and me.

Rue the day -

Break Dancing -

TAGS: elderly man world stage break dancing leg sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2016, 12:36 am
Or a hip or two crotchety...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:45 am
Like LITERALLY break a leg!^

Redheads have more fun -

TAGS: redheads traditional saying revisited again
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:34 pm
Hey, Chief! A man who likes to play with fire and live dangerously! I'm auburn, and hubs is genuine carrot top. Never a dull moment!
RetiredUSNChief - October 6, 2016, 2:36 am
True dat! The front plate on my car says "Live dangerously...marry a redhead!"

Wait A Sec -

TAGS: thinking saying talking insults
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:54 pm
Yeah kinda like being stoned...gotta write those good ideas down or you'll forget them when you "wake" up...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:55 am
The best slams always come to me about 5 minutes before I fall asleep! LOL!

A new take on an old saying. -

Your Demands -

It's True What They Say -

TAGS: men baby growth sayings truth
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 6:35 pm
Oh Jesus, your comment, my gutter mind...bahaha! Thanks!
JesusWept - December 14, 2014, 5:11 pm
My mum says that men reach the age of 10. After that they only grow. 5.
MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:08 pm
Well, we had a good run crotchety...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Completely agree with this, Miss Priss. I have begun weeding out my friends who still stay at home all day, play videogames, watch retro movies and listen to retro music thinking there's a hidden message, and wonder why they aren't getting any. Lol!

If You Can't Beat them -

TAGS: beat join saying surprise
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:57 am
Dizz...just be sure to use an aluminum one...wood is prone to leaving slivers. Too easily traced back from the scene of the crime.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:54 am
Oh Yuk...I like a man with a sharp...er...tool? Come on over sometime and we'll throw a few back...teehee.
mizzdizz - February 20, 2015, 4:56 am
If you can't beat them, try a baseball bat!!!
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:55 pm
^into a friend^
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:53 pm
The surest way to get rid of an enemy is to turn him into friend. Then stab him in the throat when he ain't lookin'.

When the cat's away -

TAGS: sayings mice cats games playing
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - December 9, 2015, 6:20 am
Good question. I really don't know how I stand. Now if you asked about layin' down...
MissPriss - December 9, 2015, 1:28 am
Aw thanks Mr. Gary...always a pleasure to see at least my posters are appreciated. But how do you stand on seeing me? Teehee.
GaryO - December 7, 2015, 10:17 pm
always a pleasure to see a Prissy poster
MissPriss - December 7, 2015, 9:22 pm
Thanks Jesus. And you always thought those squeaks where just the mice. Even teeny mattress springs can be noisy... teehee
JesusWept - December 7, 2015, 10:07 am
HAHA! Real good. L L L L L

Follow me -

TAGS: mice blind saying leads trap bad scenario
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:46 pm
Pretty sure if had been cut even the blind could still find it...hahaha.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:37 pm
Well, so long as it hasn't been cut yet....
Bolverk3778 - January 26, 2016, 8:39 pm
Very true. ask the Incumbent Politicians who have been in Congress, Senate or a Member of Parliament for more than two terms -Why are they still making the mistakes that they did when first elected- you will not get a straight reply.
GaryO - January 18, 2016, 9:51 pm
read the booklet (reqr'd reading)didn't get redeemable thing outta it. Those little springy wiresda hurt though
MissPriss - January 18, 2016, 9:32 pm
Secretly, that's always been my goal.
mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:14 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Laughed so loud, I pissed off my touchy neighbor! Always fun to make him rant!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions and bonus points for pissing off the neighbor!
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 3:18 pm

MissPriss - January 18, 2016, 2:18 pm
Ok, but did you get the cheez? Missed out if you didn't teehee
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 2:15 pm

Been there, done that. Got the cane.